i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrakion)

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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

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shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
Dalai Lama  (via c-oquetry)


(via em-illlly)

(Source: psych-facts)

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